Found through an online community: Taliban Teatime.

Breath (bad) Nullah: For tonight’s entertainment I have arranged a moonlight barbeque, and some song.

Fuzz Gandah Nallah: Please! What is wrong with you, don’t you know going out in the moonlight is haram ever since the naapaak Americans put their foot on it without wuzoo?

Breath (bad) Nullah: Please forgive me, my noble friend. But the music I have arranged is absolutely halal, it is by the Village People (YMCA). There are no women in this group, nor do they have women in their music videos.

Fuzz Gandah Nallah: Good, good. Village People are my favourites. They are most important to our cause.

Breath (bad) Nullah: I have taken a new initiative. When animals and livestock are in heat, they shall be placed in separate quarters so they do not spread the disease of sex in the minds of innocent people.

Fuzz Gandah Nallah: Yes, the perverts. This is a longstanding problem in Pakistan that needed a solution.

Breath (bad) Nullah: All leaders and politicians are non-Muslims, who are in the hands of the CIA.

Fuzz Gandah Nallah: Yes. They only promote sex. Lots of sex.

Breath (bad) Nullah: They are destroying our nation by promoting sex. So immoral.

Fuzz Gandah Nallah: That’s all they can think of, sex. We should ban sex.

Breath (bad) Nullah: Yes. And polio drops too.

Fuzz Gandah Nallah: And women too. Because they spread sex.

Breath (bad) Nullah: Thank God we are not obsessed by sex.

(Cross-posted to Yes and No.)